- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???
Oh. My. GOD.
wat
WHERE WHERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MY ALLIANCE, MY TEAM, MY FRIEND.
oh my GOD THIS CAN HELP ME SO MUCH
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WHY DOES THIS HAVE 2,000 NOTES
i guess this is life
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